- get a college degree
- never drink before 5PM
- find a wife who has read Kant
- don't spit in public
- always shit out the same orifice
- find a frank zappa song you like and never listen to anything else
- read a book every day
- live at the hotel
- if you see a vine climb it
- eat a food youve not afore eaten
Act only according to that maxim by which you can at no point whatsoever get any pussy