- get a college degree
- never drink before 5PM
- find a wife who has read Kant
- don't spit in public
- always shit out the same orifice
- find a frank zappa song you like and never listen to anything else
- read a book every day
- live at the hotel
- if you see a vine climb it
- eat a food youve not afore eaten
Kant was an incel who was mad about not getting laid
No I have never read Kant
Act only according to that maxim by which you can at no point whatsoever get any pussy
my 12 rules for life
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fuck school
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day drink always
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find a wife who has read Hegel
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chew Skoal and spit into a styrofoam cup you carry around with you
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do not excrete
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trout mask replica is the only music you can listen to
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do not read theory
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carry a tent into the woods and live there
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plant kudzu around your tent and let it envelop you
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starve
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my 12 rules for life
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Molly on the beat
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Hump me, fuck me
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Daddy better make me choke (you better)
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Hump me, fuck me
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My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do)
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I want to eat yo' dick (I do)
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But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)
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So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks
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Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
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Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist
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Mouth wide open, mouth wide open
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Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence
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Its amazing, with one exception I wish for people to do the exact opposite of all of these
