• get a college degree
  • never drink before 5PM
  • find a wife who has read Kant
  • don't spit in public
  • always shit out the same orifice
  • find a frank zappa song you like and never listen to anything else
  • read a book every day
  • live at the hotel
  • if you see a vine climb it
  • eat a food youve not afore eaten