• get a college degree
  • never drink before 5PM
  • find a wife who has read Kant
  • don't spit in public
  • always shit out the same orifice
  • find a frank zappa song you like and never listen to anything else
  • read a book every day
  • live at the hotel
  • if you see a vine climb it
  • eat a food youve not afore eaten
  • richietozier4 [he/him]
    ·
    3 years ago

    my 12 rules for life

    1. Molly on the beat

    2. Hump me, fuck me

    3. Daddy better make me choke (you better)

    4. Hump me, fuck me

    5. My tunnel loves to deep throat (it do)

    6. I want to eat yo' dick (I do)

    7. But I can't fuck up my nails (I can't)

    8. So I'mma pick it up with chopsticks

    9. Mouth wide open, mouth wide open

    10. Mouth wide open like I was at the dentist

    11. Mouth wide open, mouth wide open

    12. Put it so deep, I can't speak a sentence