• axont [she/her, comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    If the customers in the store I used to work at were any indication, the only people who are going to notice it's not real asparagus will be the ones who try to reach for it. Nearly every customer I interacted with was in a kind of exhausted haze and just wanted to get in and get out. It's an optical illusion that will work on nearly everyone.