In r/Scotland, one user discovers that almost the entirety of Scots Wikipedia(~60k articles) has been translated, written and edited by a single administrator over the course of 9 years. The catch: This administrator has absolutely zero knowledge of the Scots language.

Oh f**k. I'm having a three-course Wigan meal.

Wigan Kebab. Smack barm. Pey wet. Babby's yed. 7,000 calories of pure Northern delight, and one very full man.

tfw you just noshed a Wigan kebab akimbo with the smack barm pey wet but the chippy’s floggin a babby’s yed with a full dollop of gravy steak pudding for 40p.

Oi mistah! You me dad?

actually my accent is very charming

Blokes.

Geezers, even.

oi bruv yous got er loicense fer dat poooob?

oi bruv i gots ta go down ta da paedophilia factory n' work a 200 hour shift on da complex wrought iron machine that only serves to crush me arms i do. well soz.

edit: bugger da complex wrought iron machine that only serves to crush me arms crushed me arms. soz bruv hard to hold a pint innit.

The time? It's 5 bongs 8 bings, m80

(most other Britbong memes from 4chan are super racist, as is tradition)

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Nuu maet iam dehd

Hey dol! merry dol! ring a dong dillo! Ring a dong! hop along! Fal lal the willow! Tom Bom, jolly Tom, Tom Bombadillo!