Talk to them about moats and other medieval fortifications against peasant uprisings, become a moat type of guy

I love how everybody here talks a big game and then here you are with actual access.

Side note: if you want to gain access to damn near anything, carry a camera and local tv station apparel. They will walk you in

I think being passive aggressive is your only option to be able to bully senators without getting fired. Even then you have to be super careful with what you say.