I want to be a cat because cats have the most self-esteem and generally have to deal with the least amount of bullshit, it's all just fighting raccoons or lying in sunbeams depending on if they're feral or a housecat.

  • Yanqui_UXO [any]
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    3 years ago

    a fucking dope ass trash eatin raccoon 100%%%

    e: why is because they're cute, and have fingers and smarts. and also have very high chances of evolving even further and smarter if left alone, according to an anthropology lecture i listened to