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Tech oligarchs are encouraging the creation of virtual worlds as a cheap way to avoid problems in the real one.

    • cawsby [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      Squeeze a tube of soylent paste in your mouth while eating a wisecracking animated steak in VR.

        • cawsby [he/him]
          ·
          3 years ago

          Clippy the steak.

          Would you like to simulate the taste of a medium rare steak for 25 ZuckerBucks or use your free economically fucked voucher to taste the MegaGood A1 Steak Sauce Well Done Extravaganza Steak Experience? - 1

          1. Up to 90% of your brain may be used to mine ZuckerBucks during consumption of your MegaGood A1 Steak Sauce Well Done Extravaganza Steak Experience
          • BeamBrain [he/him]
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            3 years ago

            simulate the taste of a medium rare steak for 25 ZuckerBucks

            As a vegan I would actually have occasion to use this