https://twitter.com/proteinkiss/status/1455304955221344257

  • BrookeBaybee [she/her,love/loves]
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    edit-2
    3 years ago

    I took too long to recognize that your sentence was directed towards me to actually understand what the beginning of the sentence was. Please try again and I should* be able to piece together the whole sentence within a few words

    * This ability is variable depending on factors such as how tired I am, how familiar I am with your vocal patterns, and whether or not a butterfly has flapped its wings in Bangkok

    • Bernies3trlnKielbasa [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Or, and I am now speaking exclusively to my partner, maybe just say "hey" first to get my attention and let me finish whatever random thought was in my head, rather than demanding that I switch gears mentally IMMEDIATELY

    • Grownbravy [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      vocal patterns

      Yo! This 100% sometimes i cant even hear them, like my brain didnt even hear voice