https://twitter.com/proteinkiss/status/1455304955221344257

  • DivineChaos100 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Is this what i have when i constantly have to ask people about what they just said but after i say "what" immediately, i somehow understand what they said without them repeating it?

  • BrookeBaybee [she/her, love/loves]
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    3 years ago

    I took too long to recognize that your sentence was directed towards me to actually understand what the beginning of the sentence was. Please try again and I should* be able to piece together the whole sentence within a few words

    * This ability is variable depending on factors such as how tired I am, how familiar I am with your vocal patterns, and whether or not a butterfly has flapped its wings in Bangkok

    • Bernies3trlnKielbasa [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      Or, and I am now speaking exclusively to my partner, maybe just say "hey" first to get my attention and let me finish whatever random thought was in my head, rather than demanding that I switch gears mentally IMMEDIATELY

    • Grownbravy [they/them]
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      3 years ago

      vocal patterns

      Yo! This 100% sometimes i cant even hear them, like my brain didnt even hear voice

  • BigAssBlueBug [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I dont think I have an auditory processing disorder I think I'm just fucking dumb

    • crime [she/her, any]
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      3 years ago

      Mood, but then my "oh damn guess something's up" moment was when I discovered how much more enjoyable TV and movies got with closed captions, since I was actually able to catch everything being said and other subtle sound effects

    • Bernies3trlnKielbasa [he/him]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      That sounds like a real struggle, damn. Sorry you're dealing with that.

      That said, I discovered recently that mobile phone quality (assuming decent signal) is better than what we were getting over copper wire POTS, so there's that, for whatever it's worth.

  • Alex_Jones [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    The pain of getting flustered and saying yes so they stop talking and then they ask you a follow-up question.

  • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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    3 years ago

    hate that I can go "oh, a frog(roughly 5 inches long) jumped into the pool of water(stagnant) that's 15 feet ahead of us in the reeds" with my eyes covered at night, but cannot tell what my friend saying "hello green tea, what's up?" is saying 2 feet in front of me.

  • crime [she/her, any]
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    3 years ago

    Under communism we'd get google-glass-esqe assistive devices that auto generated closed captions for people in real-time :angery:

    • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      Really excited to try following a conversation while five speech bubbles are populating my vision in a crowded room.

  • Grownbravy [they/them]
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    3 years ago

    I was just thinking about how i really have to be actively ready to hear people, but it’s exhausting and i shut that off frequently. Luckily i dont interact with a lot of people for work very much.

  • D61 [any]
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    3 years ago

    Them: Getting uncomfortable as I stare intensly at their face two seconds longer than necessary after answering their question...

    Me: Staring intently at their face for two seconds longer than necessary hoping I've given a reasonably expected answer to their question...