Samus Aran is trans, the evidence is all there.
- she picks up 'E' all over the place to stop herself from dying
- she is 6ft 3 (191cm) tall
- she's constantly running in circles to get any 'E' so she can make any progress in life
- the Gamers are really weird about her
But only if you beat the game quick enough. Something something speedrunners being leftist and the Mario Sexual Archetype
Oh God oh fuck