There is no refrigeration so most of it'll go bad. Meanwhile, plants last longer and you can replant the seeds and live long provided you find a source of fresh water.

Carnivore diet clowns will die of salmonella.

  • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
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    11 months ago

    I was thinking "you are stranded on an island and this self driving boat shows up out of nowhere"

    • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
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      11 months ago

      "I'm stranded on an island because I'm too racist to ask the nearby (brown) people for help."

    • MechanizedPossum [she/her]
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      11 months ago

      wdym stranded, there's like three boats within shouting range. My main question is if the POV character is a beach resort tourist drinking themselves into a stupor on sugary, premixed cocktails served in a hollowed-out pineapple, a backpacker trying to get rid of their mushroom stash before crossing the border, some digital nomad / travel blogger dipshit extorting hotel staff with their follower count or a British sexpat who could easily be mistaken for the contents of the left boat.

    • neidu2@feddit.nl
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      11 months ago

      In that case I'd much rather reflect on the life choices I'd made that landed me in such a stupid situation.