There is no refrigeration so most of it'll go bad. Meanwhile, plants last longer and you can replant the seeds and live long provided you find a source of fresh water.

Carnivore diet clowns will die of salmonella.

  • Ho_Chi_Chungus [she/her]
    ·
    6 months ago

    actually I think you're supposed to take the chicken out of the right boat, then take it across, then back, then the goat... wait i need to rethink this

  • DamarcusArt@lemmygrad.ml
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    6 months ago

    I'm becoming increasingly convinced that right wingers are all functionally illiterate. That's the only way I can explain why they keep sharing all these "boof jork" AI pieces.

    • DengistDonnieDarko [none/use name]
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      6 months ago

      You do not look at a picture long enough to read the words. You look at a picture long enough to say "hell yeah, brother" and repost before moving on to the next bit of slop.

    • RyanGosling [none/use name]
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      6 months ago

      It’s because they’re lazy and creatively bankrupt. I imagine one of the reasons they want to “retvrn to trvdition” is because conservative monarchs and businessmen were the only ones who could afford to commission and influence the art world. But now anyone can make art, and it’s usually non-conservatives who make anything worth looking at or listening to.

    • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
      ·
      6 months ago

      Put more pictures of packages of Boof Jork on the internet, so we can perpetuate the cycle.

    • SpiderFarmer [he/him]
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      edit-2
      6 months ago

      Which is great. The chicken can clean you of parasites and make you eggs. That bit of extra fat could give you the energy to build a garden out of those veggies.

  • zifnab25 [he/him, any]
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    6 months ago
    • Food that will spoil in the sun within hours

    • Food you can used to grow more food by recycling the seeds and stems

    Hmmm...

    • FuckyWucky [none/use name]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      6 months ago

      I was thinking "you are stranded on an island and this self driving boat shows up out of nowhere"

      • Tankiedesantski [he/him]
        ·
        6 months ago

        "I'm stranded on an island because I'm too racist to ask the nearby (brown) people for help."

      • MechanizedPossum [she/her]
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        6 months ago

        wdym stranded, there's like three boats within shouting range. My main question is if the POV character is a beach resort tourist drinking themselves into a stupor on sugary, premixed cocktails served in a hollowed-out pineapple, a backpacker trying to get rid of their mushroom stash before crossing the border, some digital nomad / travel blogger dipshit extorting hotel staff with their follower count or a British sexpat who could easily be mistaken for the contents of the left boat.

      • neidu2@feddit.nl
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        6 months ago

        In that case I'd much rather reflect on the life choices I'd made that landed me in such a stupid situation.

  • 7bicycles [he/him]
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    6 months ago

    I'd argue patron saint of "humans are obligate carnivores", liver king, sets a pretty good precedent that these people would rather die than eat a vegetable (not dying is gay)

  • infuziSporg [e/em/eir]
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    6 months ago

    Can we take a moment to appreciate just how big those carrots and that cabbage are?

  • emizeko [they/them]
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    edit-2
    6 months ago

    meaet

    stoherrl

    I fucking hate this shit, laziest dumbasses fucking shitting out this shit all day fuck you

    • M68040 [they/them]
      ·
      6 months ago

      None of those cuts are recognizable and the jerry can(?) in the veggie boat is wide as fuck

  • Dolores [love/loves]
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    6 months ago

    for all the ai art defenders talking about how awesome it is they do seem to be pretty inept at wrangling it into appropriate imagery for what they're trying too say