CAPE CANAVERAL, Fla. (AP) — The astronauts who will depart the International Space Station on Sunday will be stuck using diapers on the way home because of their capsule's broken toilet. NASA astronaut Megan McArthur described the situation Friday as “suboptimal" but manageable.
For heeeeeeere am I pissing in a tin can
planet earth has toilets
and there's nothing I can do
I think you mean "On planet earth there's loos And nothing I can do"
this is major tom to ground control
there's piss all in the floor
And I think my space turds know which way to go
Tell X-AE-12 i love them very much, they know
Faaaaaaart above the world
Planet Earth is blue, and there's nowhere I can poo