Sometimes I order a bunch of empty cups because I want to hear a woman call my name. I'll add fun phrases like "How was your day, Happybadger?" and then tearfully say "it was okay i guess" while accepting it before ordering another cup.
She stopped reading the "why are you crying today, happybadger?" ones because it'd get me on the topic of family court again. Nobody else wants to hear about the war on fatherhood though. Instead I just stand there in the line mumbling about it while my shirt gets wetter.
This is the equivalent of thinking the barista is flirting with you after you pay her to call out your name as "ATTRACTIVE MAN WHO I LOVE"
Sometimes I order a bunch of empty cups because I want to hear a woman call my name. I'll add fun phrases like "How was your day, Happybadger?" and then tearfully say "it was okay i guess" while accepting it before ordering another cup.
:cringe:
She stopped reading the "why are you crying today, happybadger?" ones because it'd get me on the topic of family court again. Nobody else wants to hear about the war on fatherhood though. Instead I just stand there in the line mumbling about it while my shirt gets wetter.
:blob-stop: