the hexbear corollary:
Before you shitpost, reread your post and remove one hot take.
Counter-revolutionary revisionism. Which is to say, you're not allowed to revise your posts. You have to post the whole take, fresh from the overn.
I always edit my posts
Sometimes you have to look at them in place before you realize they need a little extra something
Edit: removed slur
Word. Minimalism is bullshit.
"You can never be overdressed or overeducated" - Oscar Wilde, the OG dirtbag socialist.
I think there is actually some virtue to be found in minimalism and an appreciation for what is "enough."
but I'm also an aescetic freak who got rid of his only wooden bowl so your mileage may vary
I pour it in the gutters so I can share it with all my rascally street dog friends
I feel like overdressed usually refers to looking formal, and not having three different puffer jackets in various neon colors
In the case of the late Mr. Wilde I assure you he would be thrilled with the idea of three different neon puffer jackets. The man was a sartorial menace.
Before you leave the house make sure you don't gotta peepee or doodoo
I'm not leaving my house until I look like a damn Christmas tree. Take that, Cuckoo Channel!