a) Hop back into the water to the pod of massive, murderous apex predators who have been hunting you specifically for the past hour or do you
b) stay with the 65 kg human who has displayed nothing but irritation ever since you stepped on her boat but now she’s walking towards you oh god oh no better jump to the literal killer whales
You’re a seal. Do you
a) Hop back into the water to the pod of massive, murderous apex predators who have been hunting you specifically for the past hour or do you
b) stay with the 65 kg human who has displayed nothing but irritation ever since you stepped on her boat but now she’s walking towards you oh god oh no better jump to the literal killer whales