There is a small room with passages to the EAST and SOUTH and a forbidding hole leading WEST. Bloodstains and deep scratches (possibly made by an axe) mar the walls. A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all the passages out of the room. Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.
What do you do?>
I say "hello friend, are you okay? Did you cut yourself?"
(I am also a nasty-looking troll)
You hear bad porno music. "I bet you are nasty" said the Troll
I have sex with the troll.
Do you try to top or bottom?