There is a small room with passages to the EAST and SOUTH and a forbidding hole leading WEST. Bloodstains and deep scratches (possibly made by an axe) mar the walls. A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all the passages out of the room. Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.
What do you do?>
This is not a time to use seasonings.
jerk harder and longer
The troll starts admonishing you for appropriation of Jamaican culture.
apologize for ignorance and ask troll for explanation
The troll says "It is not my job to teach you, but since you didn't waste it all on your sword, I will use your seasonings for some jerk chicken." The troll then swings his axe at you, grazing your arm.
disenchant chicken transformation spell from arm
The troll's anti-magic aura prevents this spell.