There is a small room with passages to the EAST and SOUTH and a forbidding hole leading WEST. Bloodstains and deep scratches (possibly made by an axe) mar the walls. A nasty-looking troll, brandishing a bloody axe, blocks all the passages out of the room. Your sword has begun to glow very brightly.
What do you do?>
Behind the Walls of Sleep is a song you phillistine, not an album. I east it up
You enter your living room. It is quite messy, there are empty pizza boxes and dirty dishes strewn all over, some fungus is growing in the corner. There is a leprechaun standing on your living room table.
There are doors to your WEST and SOUTH.
I get mad at my roomates. I've been working for the last five days and haven't been in the living room. The leprechaun can wait.