Try and stop me, libs

    • BiggestLBJ [he/him]
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      4 years ago

      His hairy legs man, they're so hairy. I vote for the hairiest legs and Trump's legs aren't so hairy, we need hairier legs in the white house man. C'mon.

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      But his legs... they're so hairy... We need the hairiest legs in the white house. I would say, that is a better argument than any of the libs on twitter ever have made for the guy who let the guy who hates women so much he pushed for 5 week abortion bans speak at the DNC.,,, Like I just can't... Howie save us... his legs... so hairy... hair... Okay, I heard if you vote Biden, you'll be mailed a scoop of ice cream.. oh no, he just dropped that from the platform... bleck... Oh, says there he will give the children in the ICE camps nice warm blankets... ohh... it is actually nylon bags instead of aluminum foil... never mind...

  • Nakoichi [they/them]
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    4 years ago

    If I didn't live in California I might consider it. But seeing as my vote practically does not count I'm keeping that shit off my conscience.

    • BiggestLBJ [he/him]
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      Yeah i'm actually voting green or PSL in California, but it's funny to say you're voting for the decrepit bastard and even if he wins it's like, jesus christ it'll be just pain to watch as Biden gets circles ran around him by the GOP playing all buddy buddy as they stick knives into him