POV: You're full of artisan Ravioli and decent but ultimately overpriced red wine after a middle class dinner party circa 1998

  • DickFuckarelli [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    If it's 1998 I'm probably bummed that the 90s ska bubble has burst and I'm drinking too much wine and listening to this song, because there's nothing else to listen to. I am cold. Unashamed. Lying naked on the floor.

    If it's 2008, I've realized most 90s ska was terrible. Besides, skinhead reggae and rocksteady are much better. Still rocking the wine and drinking too much of it. I reject this song because everything in the 90s must be rejected.

    If it's 2018, I'm done giving a fuck about labels, music genres, and eras of music. I also harbor no nostalgia and try to judge music for music's sake. This song comes on the radio. Not bad production value. The 90s had some ok songs. No wine for me, though. Oh. I haven't quit drinking - whiskey is more economical and contains fewer carbs.