Marvel exec: “Hear me out. We literally just bring back all the Sam Raimi supervillains”

Fellow ghoul: “Oh, like write the same characters?”

Marvel exec: “No I mean literally the same actors portraying those particular versions of those characters coming from the Raimi universe”

Fellow ghoul: “......I love it!”

  • Ericthescruffy [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Two predictions because I am, despite my best efforts and knowing better, a complete nerd burger and sucker for this shit and deserve the wall because of it:

    -Topher Grace will make an appearance and have a very brief monologue about how he is finally going to get his revenge....which will be cut short when Tom Hardy appears from off screen and eats him with some quip about "Man that guy was lame". 50/50 chance he gets the white venom motif after this.

    -Its an open secret Garfield and Maguire are both in this, and I couldn't really care less. Never liked any of their tenures as spidey. However, I maintain that Marvel has kept at least one other spidey hidden in secret. Who you ask? No, not Miles....although that is definitely another possibility and one I would welcome for sure.

    No no no. The true hero of the movie, who will show up at the 11th hour while things look their bleakest to save the day is: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g1PePr8hAsc

    • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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      3 years ago

      The spider mech that doesn't even have a spider motif is what does it for me.

    • PeludoPorFavor [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      I wish they wouldn't have gotten Oscar Isaac for Moon Knight because I would love to see him as Miguel O'Hara like in enter the spiderverse.

      also, we are definitely going to see some clone shit eventually, and people will lose their minds.