Marvel exec: “Hear me out. We literally just bring back all the Sam Raimi supervillains”
Fellow ghoul: “Oh, like write the same characters?”
Marvel exec: “No I mean literally the same actors portraying those particular versions of those characters coming from the Raimi universe”
Fellow ghoul: “......I love it!”
Yeah so Peter Parker is notorious and everyone knows his secret identity so he does a spell that makes everyone forget him except he messes up and it doesn’t work and now the multiverse is open which lets some version of the sinister 6 into the world, half of which are played by people who knocked Tobey Maguire’s teeth in, but he can’t fight them all on his own so he gets assistance from Dr. Strange and his two best friends (one of which is a love interest) but mostly his friends even though Dr. Strange seems to be the one best suited to deal with inter-dimensional fuckery, so despite everything getting ramped up and going wrong at the last minute, they manage to get the McGuffin and resolve their differences over how to handle it, which likely involves Peter either turning around the city’s opinion of him, completing the spell, or coming to terms with his own responsibility.
That about it?
I like when the rhino said "im the rhino bitch"
Damn thats the whole script