They're going to have Bajorans in the show, but instead of the old shows' style of ridged nose bridges, they'll be modeled after 1990's goth kid finger armor. and their ear piercings will be totally edgy and steampunk.
It's usually a very slow show where the characters remain calm and professional because they are trained and prepared for crazy space shit and it's a job that each and every one of them is passionate about cause it's post scarcity, so badass isn't really a thing. It's more people have a meeting about the problem and execute a solution they agreed upon. It gets epic sometimes but a lot is just 'they find something in space and learn about it'. Deep Space 9 has a baseball episode, stakes aren't always super high. It's also generally slower paced and more dialogue heavy than most shows. When there's trouble they're methodical, and there isn't always trouble, there's slice of outer space life episodes and shit too.
what sort of forehead bumps will the aliens have this time?
They're going to have Bajorans in the show, but instead of the old shows' style of ridged nose bridges, they'll be modeled after 1990's goth kid finger armor. and their ear piercings will be totally edgy and steampunk.
Is this serious I can't tell anymore.
Pretty sure it's a joke about the Klingon redesign.
And the Ferengi redesign. And the Bolian redesign. And the Gorn redesign. And the upcoming Cardassian redesign.
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Which Star Trek is most often neither. Making good Trek requires ignoring a good amount of what usually makes good TV
That’s interesting, can you explain a bit more?
It's usually a very slow show where the characters remain calm and professional because they are trained and prepared for crazy space shit and it's a job that each and every one of them is passionate about cause it's post scarcity, so badass isn't really a thing. It's more people have a meeting about the problem and execute a solution they agreed upon. It gets epic sometimes but a lot is just 'they find something in space and learn about it'. Deep Space 9 has a baseball episode, stakes aren't always super high. It's also generally slower paced and more dialogue heavy than most shows. When there's trouble they're methodical, and there isn't always trouble, there's slice of outer space life episodes and shit too.
Yeah, that's exactly what it will be. That or broad Japanese stereotypes. They'll use swords now either way