Every site is trying to pull a Bonzai Buddy now.

"We need all your info for advertising, not you can't opt out unless you make an account and give us your email. Oops, looks like I hid the opt-out under a subheader. Amazon is now profiling you."

WE USED TO CALL THAT SHIT A VIRUS.

ITS EVERY. FUCKING. WEBSITE. NOW

"Hi I'm going to block this entire site until you give me your info, this is very cool and normal."

Capitalism ruined the internet. The whole thing is malware now.

  • rottingleaf@lemmy.zip
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    10 months ago

    Then tell me, when you go take a leak, is it a political statement or you are a coward in that intimate moment?

    • GinAndJuche
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      10 months ago

      Hexbear encourages politically motivated pissing.

        • GinAndJuche
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          10 months ago

          Imagine the toilet is the grave of somebody you don’t want to have an un-soaked-in-piss afterlife. If their grave is within your travel range, plan a nice day trip to it with your least hydrated friends so it has a nice stench.

        • Frank [he/him, he/him]
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          10 months ago

          Pissing in a toilet is a vote for community infrastructure, communal living, civilization, and public welfare. If you're not a communist you should piss in the street with all the other barbarians.

          • rottingleaf@lemmy.zip
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            10 months ago

            Pissing on the street is actually very communist. The "По ленинским местам" perfume is an (a bit obsolete and forgotten) euphemism for piss smell in Russia.