Damn, I guess capitalism works after all,” said an unnamed North Korean official. “We’re going to start a country-wide ‘North Korean Fried Chicken’ franchise next week, and we’ll be making millions in no time.”

The success of the “North Korean Fried Chicken” franchise comes just two days after the Kim Jong-un regime announced that it would allow foreign investors to create businesses in North Korea and earn profits.

“We just need to get the Kim family’s approval, and we’ll be able to make billions of dollars from this business,” said the unnamed North Korean official. “We’re going to open up a lot of the country to foreign investment, and we’re going to provide a lot of benefits to foreign businesses, including tax breaks and other incentives.”

“We’re also going to open up a lot of the country to foreign tourism, and we’re going to allow foreigners to buy property in North Korea,” he continued. “We’re going to build a lot of hotels and resorts and casinos and things like that.”

The unnamed North Korean official also said that the regime is going to build a lot of golf courses and resorts and hotels and things like that.

“We’re going to make a lot of money from the ‘North Korean Fried Chicken’ business,” he concluded.