:corn-man-khrush: He sometimes hit right

  • Llituro [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    Probably why JFK got out of the missile crisis and wanted to cool things off. He wasn't a national security freak who jerked off onto a skull at Yale. My guy was an og himbo.

    • abc [he/him, comrade/them]
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      3 years ago

      He wasn’t a national security freak who jerked off onto a skull at Yale

      is that what they do at that freakshow lol. I really should've joined a frat in college smh I could've had totally not gay sexual encounters with so many 'straight' dudes lol.

      • LoudMuffin [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        dudes in frats/largely male organizations do some incredibly gay shit to the point where homophobia seems hypocritical

        like there's a common thing in hockey/other sports and probably in some frats where everyone literally circle jerks around a cracker or piece of bread and whoever finishes last has to eat it

        all the jocks at my school in HS used to go around showing other dudes their dick too, and not even in like a "look at how annoying I'm being, what are you to do about it" way but likely genuinely "YOU NEED TO SEE MY MASSIVE DONG"

        • JoesFrackinJack [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          like there’s a common thing in hockey/other sports and probably in some frats where everyone literally circle jerks around a cracker or piece of bread and whoever finishes last has to eat it

          Yeah heard it referred to as soggy bagel or soggy saltine lol

      • RNAi [he/him]
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        3 years ago

        Skull and bones society or someyhing, the one bush sr went or something