Gaius Suetonius Tranquillus, known mainly as Suetonius among English speakers, was an ancient Roman historian who wrote during the early part of the Principate.

Gaius Suetonius Tranquillus was probably born in around AD 69 (nice). Most scholars place his birthplace at around Hippo Regius, a small town in the Roman province of Proconsular Africa. His family was of moderate social position: his father, Suetonius Laetus, was a tribune, and it is known that Suetonius himself received his education from schools of rhetoric

His most famous (surviving, that is) work is De vita Caesarum, often translated as "Lives of the Caesars", documents the lives and achievements and depradations of 12 Roman Emperors: Julius Caesar, Augustus, Tiberius, Caligula, Claudius, Nero, Galba, Otho, Vitellius, Vespasian, Titus and Domitian. The work tells the tale of each Caesar's life according to a set formula: the descriptions of appearance, omens, family history, quotes, and then a history are given in a consistent order for each Caesar. He also recorded the earliest accounts of Julius Caesar's epileptic seizures.

Of course, Suetonius wrote other things, too, but those aren't as famous. Despite this, and because of this, I'll list them here.

Of the ones that are partly extant:

  • De Illustribus Grammaticis ("Lives of the Grammarians"; 20 brief lives, apparently complete)
  • De Claris Rhetoribus ("Lives of the Rhetoricians"; 5 brief lives out of an original 16 survive)
  • De Poetis ("Lives of the Poets"; the life of Virgil, as well as fragments from the lives of Terence, Horace and Lucan, survive)
  • De Historicis ("Lives of the historians"; a brief life of Pliny the Elder is attributed to this work)
  • Peri ton par' Hellesi paidion ("Greek Games")
  • Peri blasphemion ("Greek Terms of Abuse")

The last two were written in Greek.

The edition I recently read of Lives of the Caesars was translated by Catherine Edwards, and is a pretty good read, if you're into classical history, like I am.

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  • Mother [any]
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    3 years ago

    I’m getting mad reading :reddit-logo: comments on this emerging variant. Things like “we’re going to learn how to live with COVID” and my new favorite “more is asked of some generations than others and it’s our lot to deal with wave after wave of this plague”

    THIS ISNT SOME MAGIC THING DESCENDED FROM ON HIGH THIS IS CAPITALISM’S FAULT. IF WE HAD CONTACT TRACING AND ISOLATION FROM DAY 1, A ROBUST PUBLIC HEALTH INFRASTRUCTURE WORTH TRUSTING IN AND HAD EXPOSED THE MRNA PATENTS WE WOULDNT BE IN THIS POSITION

    OH NO THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE I DIDNT TAKE OFF MY PANTS BEFORE SHITTING ITS A SHAME THAT IVE BEEN CURSED TO LIVE MY LIFE COVERED IN SHIT

    YOU DID THIS

    YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA :bird-screm1: :bird-screm-2:

      • Mother [any]
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        3 years ago

        Yeah but they’ve got the uncut doomer fuel :doomer:

        The submissions are good but the comments, woof

        • CopsDyingIsGood [he/him]
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          3 years ago

          Uncut doomer fuel is just giving yourself depression, seriously stop for your own good

          • Mother [any]
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            3 years ago

            Ty I’m logging off :fidel-salute:

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      “more is asked of some generations than others and it’s our lot to deal with wave after wave of this plague”

      Which generation is that? Capitalist boomers who stuck their heads in the sand and refused to lockdown over covid? Because they gave absolutely nothing and shifted the blame onto their kids, as usual.

      • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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        3 years ago

        There's literally no argument against lockdowns. You can't even use the economy anymore because it's going to do whatever the fuck it wants anyway. China defeated the virus and came out the other end stronger meanwhile the west is going to have to learn to live with covid and manage the excess deaths.