Gaius Suetonius Tranquillus, known mainly as Suetonius among English speakers, was an ancient Roman historian who wrote during the early part of the Principate.
Gaius Suetonius Tranquillus was probably born in around AD 69 (nice). Most scholars place his birthplace at around Hippo Regius, a small town in the Roman province of Proconsular Africa. His family was of moderate social position: his father, Suetonius Laetus, was a tribune, and it is known that Suetonius himself received his education from schools of rhetoric
His most famous (surviving, that is) work is De vita Caesarum, often translated as "Lives of the Caesars", documents the lives and achievements and depradations of 12 Roman Emperors: Julius Caesar, Augustus, Tiberius, Caligula, Claudius, Nero, Galba, Otho, Vitellius, Vespasian, Titus and Domitian. The work tells the tale of each Caesar's life according to a set formula: the descriptions of appearance, omens, family history, quotes, and then a history are given in a consistent order for each Caesar. He also recorded the earliest accounts of Julius Caesar's epileptic seizures.
Of course, Suetonius wrote other things, too, but those aren't as famous. Despite this, and because of this, I'll list them here.
Of the ones that are partly extant:
- De Illustribus Grammaticis ("Lives of the Grammarians"; 20 brief lives, apparently complete)
- De Claris Rhetoribus ("Lives of the Rhetoricians"; 5 brief lives out of an original 16 survive)
- De Poetis ("Lives of the Poets"; the life of Virgil, as well as fragments from the lives of Terence, Horace and Lucan, survive)
- De Historicis ("Lives of the historians"; a brief life of Pliny the Elder is attributed to this work)
- Peri ton par' Hellesi paidion ("Greek Games")
- Peri blasphemion ("Greek Terms of Abuse")
The last two were written in Greek.
The edition I recently read of Lives of the Caesars was translated by Catherine Edwards, and is a pretty good read, if you're into classical history, like I am.
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It's the megathread time. Probably will be kinda absent this one.
Anyway, :posting: Posting time.
A bit better, but I guess this is a thing that'll just have to get better day by day
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Morning Maurice. I've just started work now. Friday at least last day here we goo!
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Morning, but I guess It's no longer morning since you posted this, lmao
I’m getting mad reading :reddit-logo: comments on this emerging variant. Things like “we’re going to learn how to live with COVID” and my new favorite “more is asked of some generations than others and it’s our lot to deal with wave after wave of this plague”
THIS ISNT SOME MAGIC THING DESCENDED FROM ON HIGH THIS IS CAPITALISM’S FAULT. IF WE HAD CONTACT TRACING AND ISOLATION FROM DAY 1, A ROBUST PUBLIC HEALTH INFRASTRUCTURE WORTH TRUSTING IN AND HAD EXPOSED THE MRNA PATENTS WE WOULDNT BE IN THIS POSITION
OH NO THERES SHIT EVERYWHERE BECAUSE I DIDNT TAKE OFF MY PANTS BEFORE SHITTING ITS A SHAME THAT IVE BEEN CURSED TO LIVE MY LIFE COVERED IN SHIT
YOU DID THIS
YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS
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This is gonna make me sound like the dorkiest loser ever, but a girl I really like grabbed my hand yesterday and we just held hands for a while and it made me happier than I've been in months :comfy: Lack of any physical contact during covid has been really rough
Comrades I have nothing going on in my life right now and it's weighing on me. I'm sliding in to middle age single and disabled, no job or career, nothing to get out of bed for. It's easier when I'm severely depressed because then everything hurts and the details don't seem important, but when I'm doing okay it's like "What am I even doing?" I'm not going to go hungry in the next decade or so, but I also have nothing going on. Fuck.
Made it through almost the entirety of Thanksgiving without incident and in good mutual spirits until my mom asked what CRT was and I gave a very calm and in-depth explanation, starting from critical legal theory. She kept interrupting and my dad kept interrupting her, but eventually I finished. But then she went into a laundry list of every time she got fucked over in general and my brother called her out for that and for being drunk, which didn't go over well.
It was still a good Thanksgiving overall.
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What you reading right now kid? Hegel? Fisher? Derrida? Read this: Hands you the autobiography of Barack Obama
You just need to read more, and you'll grow out of those idealistic views! Your great grandfather fled the Russian Revolution, you know!
bit idea: upper class White Person San Francisco Thanksgiving Dinner with Marxist Nephew and Neoliberal Dad working at Apple making $300,000 a year
Update I ordered a used copy :no-copyright: of shadow the hedgehog for ps2.