• RyanGosling [none/use name]
    ·
    6 months ago

    1970s Toyota:

    • used by 5 generations of insurgents on every side of a conflict
    • taken apart and put back together for 20 years now - truck of thesus
    • carries tens of thousands of pounds of explosions, ammo, and anti air guns
    • shot at 5 million times, air struck, blown up by an IED - only needs a new tire

    2024 Chevy Silverado Bulge XXXL Extreme Traversal Man Edition:

    • risks death just to look at screen to change AC
    • lost keys, can’t start car
    • repairs cost 5 months of wages
    • used to transport groceries and 20 pounds of tools (no other car can do this!)
    • medical bills increase from high blood pressure every time I see a scratch on the door
    • used by insurgents in the War Against Pedestrians
      • CrushKillDestroySwag
        ·
        6 months ago

        I actually saw a small 90s Toyota pickup on the road today, I was all soypoint-1

        • Des [she/her, they/them]
          ·
          6 months ago

          i would be so tempted to do my first carjacking lol.

          my dad still owns a tiny old school nissian frontier with like 250k miles on it and i hope to one day inherit it as my grandfather passed it down to him

    • Egon [they/them]
      ·
      6 months ago

      Any car with a touchscreen isn't worth the child slaves blood shed to build it