Vampire [any] to askchapo • 3 years agoWhat are Santa Claus's political beliefs and is he a comrade or an enemy?message-squaremessage-square47 fedilinkarrow-up146
arrow-up146message-squareWhat are Santa Claus's political beliefs and is he a comrade or an enemy?Vampire [any] to askchapo • 3 years agomessage-square47 Commentsfedilink
minus-squareultraviolet [she/her]hexbear24·edit-23 years agoSanta is the enemy -Pushes other holidays out by advancing Christmas' presence earlier and earlier in an attempt to create a Christmas monopoly -Violates your privacy by "seeing you when you're sleeping" and "knowing when you're awake" -Sees morality as binary by putting everyone on a "naughty" or "nice list -Supports the polluting coal industry but does not support coal workers -Factory is built in the Arctic, a region particularly vulnerable to climate change -Does not publicly disclose the labor contracts between him and the elves, reindeer and other workers and thus we can only assume the worst. -Tokenizes and exploits minorities who are "useful" but otherwise are complicit in bigotry (see case "Rudolph") -Demands non-vegan treats such as milk and cookies link
minus-squareGalaxyBrain [they/them]hexbear6·3 years agoSanta is an obligate carnivore. Can't help it. link
minus-squareVampire [any]hexagonhexbear3·3 years ago -Sees morality as binary by putting everyone on a “naughty” or "nice list Hexbear does this too tbf link
Santa is the enemy
-Pushes other holidays out by advancing Christmas' presence earlier and earlier in an attempt to create a Christmas monopoly
-Violates your privacy by "seeing you when you're sleeping" and "knowing when you're awake"
-Sees morality as binary by putting everyone on a "naughty" or "nice list
-Supports the polluting coal industry but does not support coal workers
-Factory is built in the Arctic, a region particularly vulnerable to climate change
-Does not publicly disclose the labor contracts between him and the elves, reindeer and other workers and thus we can only assume the worst.
-Tokenizes and exploits minorities who are "useful" but otherwise are complicit in bigotry (see case "Rudolph")
-Demands non-vegan treats such as milk and cookies
Santa is an obligate carnivore. Can't help it.
Hexbear does this too tbf