Vampire [any] to askchapo • 3 years agoWhat are Santa Claus's political beliefs and is he a comrade or an enemy?message-squaremessage-square47 fedilinkarrow-up146
arrow-up146message-squareWhat are Santa Claus's political beliefs and is he a comrade or an enemy?Vampire [any] to askchapo • 3 years agomessage-square47 Commentsfedilink
minus-squarebananon [he/him]hexbear15·3 years agoLike all things, Santa has been co-opted and warped by capitalism. We must release Santa from his chains and establish a new paradigm. New Santa will literally just be Karl Marx. If you’re good, he gives you a copy of Capital. If you’re bad, he gives you the unabridged version. link
minus-squareCrowtee_Robot [he/him]hexbear8·3 years ago:stirner-cool: as Krampus. If you're bad he comes to your house and disagrees with you. link
minus-squareGreenTeaRedFlag [any]hexbear6·3 years agoand drinks your milk. You have to get him and all his elves to agree to a fair price to buy new milk from him or he won't leave. link
Like all things, Santa has been co-opted and warped by capitalism. We must release Santa from his chains and establish a new paradigm.
New Santa will literally just be Karl Marx. If you’re good, he gives you a copy of Capital. If you’re bad, he gives you the unabridged version.
:stirner-cool: as Krampus. If you're bad he comes to your house and disagrees with you.
and drinks your milk. You have to get him and all his elves to agree to a fair price to buy new milk from him or he won't leave.
I lol'd