• bananon [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Like all things, Santa has been co-opted and warped by capitalism. We must release Santa from his chains and establish a new paradigm.

    New Santa will literally just be Karl Marx. If you’re good, he gives you a copy of Capital. If you’re bad, he gives you the unabridged version.

    • Crowtee_Robot [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      :stirner-cool: as Krampus. If you're bad he comes to your house and disagrees with you.

      • GreenTeaRedFlag [any]
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        3 years ago

        and drinks your milk. You have to get him and all his elves to agree to a fair price to buy new milk from him or he won't leave.