I remember on Chapo they read a book some guy wrote with a bunch of stories about him not getting laid in college but I can't remember the name of the book or the guy
edit: I remember one of them was about him and his friend visiting an all-girls school and his friend hooking up with someone in the same room where he was sleeping, so he left to hide out in the bathroom.
edit2: @HarryLime got it, this is the episode if anyone is curious, it's deeply entertaining.
Except for the bit about Trump supporters being too lazy to start a civil war