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  • ClimateChangeAnxiety [he/him, they/them]
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    3 years ago

    No large landmass. The largest island in the Caribbean is Cuba at 42,000mi, which is smaller than not just the UK, but En*land specifically. If someone really wanted to make the case that Cuba is a continent I’d hear them out but it seems like a stretch to me

    • AcidSmiley [she/her]
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      3 years ago

      If someone really wanted to make the case that Cuba is a continent I’d hear them out

      Well, you see ... takes big puff from cigar :fidel-cool:

      Here's a picture of the Caribean continental plate. crickets start chirping outside the embassy

      Here's a NSFV picture of England, represented as the likeness of Queen Elizabeth II of House Sachsen-Coburg-Gotha. cricket noise intensifies

      As you can see, Cuba is not even on the Caribean plate. Surprising, huh? :fidel-wut: crickets start chirping the guitar solo from November Rain

      If Cuba isn't even Caribean, and if you can't spell Caribean without "bean" ... crickets are now louder than a Boeing 747 during liftoff, intracranial pressure rises to unbearable levels

      And if this is a continental breakfast and this is an English breakfast ... cricket noise is now so unbearably loud that lights start to fade as Slash walks out of the embassy, ecstatically shredding away as a helicopter-mounted camera circles around him

      ... then it follows that CUBA IS NOT THE CONTINENT OF ENGLAND

      :Fidel-deke: :fidel-layup: :fidel-balling: