• BigHaas [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    UPDATE: they just wanted to ask about the hit and run I did a week ago. What a relief!

    • Rom [he/him]
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      8 months ago

      Just tell them you were drunk when it happened so you don't remember much and you should be in the clear

  • happybadger [he/him]
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    8 months ago

    I just got a letter from the feds saying I owe "student loan payments", which I think is code for blackmail material. If anyone has Chinese military secrets let me know.

  • Yurt_Owl
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    8 months ago

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    They're driving up and down my road right now

  • Aryuproudomenowdaddy [comrade/them]
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    8 months ago

    From my understanding this warrants a ban, as Hexbears are constantly at fear of feds knocking at their door and this will make them very anxious. Been nice knowing you.