DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!

  • sammer510 [none/use name]
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    3 years ago

    Okay but like. I'd get snipped tomorrow if I could. My partner wouldn't need to use birth control anymore. I don't see a downside. Idk why anyone would make fun of that.

    IPAs are bullshit though. Beer doesn't taste good and I'm tired of pretending that it does

    • SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them]
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      3 years ago

      Okay but like. I’d get snipped tomorrow if I could. My partner wouldn’t need to use birth control anymore. I don’t see a downside. Idk why anyone would make fun of that.

      Because the default for h'wite people is making babies for the war machine.

    • ChestRockwell [comrade/them, any]
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      3 years ago

      Got myself one so my partner wouldn't have to use birth control. I felt bad for her having all sorts of gnarly side effects. If you have insurance that covers it, it should be <$100. Should be free doe.

      Edit: IPA's are a young man's game. Used to love 'em, now I can't handle that shit.