DUDE i just LOVE the hustle and bustle of the big city, it’s so DYNAMIC and makes me feel like i’m in one of my favorite TV SHOWS. you should totally come on down to my studio apartment, it’s got EXPOSED RED BRICK walls and everything, we can crack open a nice hoppy ipa or three and get crazy watching some cartoons on adult swim! and dude, dude, DUDE, we have GOTTA go down to the barcade- listen here, right, it’s a BAR where us ADULTS who do ADULTING can go DRINK. BUT!!! it’s also an ARCADE like when we were kids, so we can play awesome VIDEO GAMES, without dumb kids bothering us. speaking of which megan and i have finally decided to tie the knot- literally -we’re both getting snipped tomorrow at the hospital, that way we can save money to spent more on ourselves and our FURBABIES. i’m fuckin JACKED man, i’m gonna SLAM this craft beer and pop open another one!!!
they have some of the good parts of an arcade, but also the bad parts of a bar. if their business model wasn't based on overpriced drinks they'd be awesome.
honestly what we oughta do is have a warehouse with a bunch of arcade machines. it's byob, there's a pile of straw in the corner with a dog sleeping on it.
I managed to find one in a surprisingly rural area, they still had like ten taps all reasonably priced and every thing but pinball was free. But it was when I was camping out of state so never been able to go back.
Any bar with a dog is instantly better.
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