• Ecoleo [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    Sigma no-spoon because it takes me like a good half hour to fall asleep most nights and I need to toss and turn that whole time until I drift off.

    • RNAi [he/him]
      hexagon
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      edit-2
      3 years ago

      Weak, me and my partner both cuddle until we start to twitch unvoluntary and hit each other. Love is rough.

    • jabrd [he/him]
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      3 years ago

      It me. Start with spooning and then turn away once you’re starting to get close to sleep. My hips are too fucked up to lie on just one side the entire night. Need to constantly rotate which side I’m laying on

    • ChestRockwell [comrade/them, any]
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      3 years ago

      When my partner suggested we have separate blankets, I was happy. Now I can roll myself into a burrito whenever I want. Also part of the rolling back and forth gang.

      :yes-chad:

      • Quimby [any, any]
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        edit-2
        3 years ago

        I'm part of both rolling back and forth and separate blanket burrito gang. I sleep great now.

    • Phish [he/him, any]
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      3 years ago

      Sounds like a theme song for a sitcom about a young professional woman in the big city

  • Zoift [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    One thing that never gets explained about spooning: Which one of you weirdos is storing spoons on their side? Who does this? It's taking up drawer space.

  • MockingTurd [he/him]
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    3 years ago

    You can hit it from the back. This guy thinks the belly button is pussy