In sex ed in high school, I went to a super rural CA school so they did abstinence only ofc and most of it was 'don't do' tautology and sl*t shaming. For one of the sex negative exercises we had to pick a cupcake to eat and all touch one. At the end the teacher was trying to compare the promiscus to the 'touched' cupcake, but I didn't let it go that far being that fat kid, so I ate that fucker satisfying my hunger and my hunger for justice. Everyone was in awe, I was a academically good nerd so it shocked the teacher for a moment until everything clicked and he was like 'GTFO office'.

So, I got sent to the office but the neighboring teacher was dying (paperthin walls, and her sex ed was the eye-watering pictures of STDs rather than don't - the end)and sent me back.