Look at the FOOL who thinks I shit my pants. You think I really just stood there in line at the grocery and shit my pants? You're telling me, you media-obsessed sheep, that the shit leaking down my leg when I delicately shuffle to the self-checkout machine is shit? Like, you're not even joking. Kids are being fucking KIDNAPPED all the TIME and you're going to accuse me of shitting my pants instead of looking for them, just because you see a large brown stain on the rear of my pants which you- the tolerant leftist- assume is shit. You think just because you can point at the outline of my diaper, an insane conspiracy so I don't even know why I'm talking to you IDIOT, that I went shopping for diarrhoea medicine knowing I might shit my pants. All this pepto bismol in my basket is apparently because I- a free thinker who reads research all day and is too busy to shit my pants- am actively incontinent and can't control my bowels. Yeah, shows how little you know. This is camouflage in case I need to escape deep state agents through a sewer.