she likes playing with crumpled up receipts but lately I’ve noticed she only plays with ones that have at least $100 value and ignore the others. It’s not about the length b/c big ticket items over $100 which have short receipts get interest. Sometimes she likes to sleep on books so I went to a worker collective bookstore and traded some points of theory for a copy of Capital (they said normally they would charge but it seemed like I needed it, don’t know what they meant by that) and also picked up Thomas Friedman’s “the world is flat” from chapters and put them both out and she slept on the Friedman!?!?!? I’m so scared she’s a liberal what do i do?

  • Woly [any]
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    3 years ago

    (they said normally they would charge but it seemed like I needed it, don’t know what they meant by that)

    I'm just guessing here, but it might have been when you sweatily burst into the store and told them that your cat is a bourgeois liberal

    • Imbeggingyoutoread [any]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      I don’t think that’s true because when I went in the first thing I said was “a very dialectical day to you”, so they knew I was theory

  • Abraxiel
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    3 years ago

    She's an outdoor cat now, nothing to be done for it.

    • Imbeggingyoutoread [any]
      hexagon
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      3 years ago

      all the outdoor cats in my neighborhood are anarcho-primitivists, is that a step in the right direction?

      • Imbeggingyoutoread [any]
        hexagon
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        3 years ago

        Before anyone asks I know they are primitivism anarchists and not capitalist anarchists because when I see them I shout “who is John Galt” and they never come to me, they always run away