It's funny that a lot of gamers have latched onto crypto when the promise of "web-three-point-oh" is to turn the entire internet into those mobile phone games that do everything they can to squeeze money out of you.

Ugh, mobile games are just greedy cash grabs that no real gamer would ever play!

What's that? An internet 'currency' that requires a real money buy in? Artificial scarcity? Fear-Of-Missing-Out scams as far as the eye can see? Sign me the fuck up!