"in the event of an water evacuation, customers should grab the life jacket under their seat"
just stop please I don't want to be defined solely by my consumption I just want to ride in some transportation. some shitty focus group probably discovered people report more 0.6% satisfaction because of it but it's wrong! customers wait in line at the register, but I've already bought the ticket and now I'm just sitting here!!! I'm a passenger goddamnit :rage-cry:
I remember hearing a radio ad a couple years ago for some class action lawsuit or something that started with the phrase "Attention American consumers!"
Fuck you, I'm not defined by what I consume.