I went to the hair care section yesterday at a big grocery store looking for conditioner and the only options available for men were 3 in 1s (body wash, shampoo and conditioner in one! The very concept exudes mediocrity)
I just don’t want to smell like tropical fruit is that too much to ask
Suave Tropical Coconut is cheap, works well and the scent isn't too strong.
+1 for suave products in general, i like tea tree oil versions. trader joes has some good shampoo/conditioner too.