• ikeepforgettingmypw [comrade/them]
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    3 years ago

    I can't fully express with words just how badly I want her to run in 2024.

    Here's the dream scenario. Republican primaries happen, Marjorie Taylor Greene blows the competition out of the water. Hillary is coronated at the DNC. In her hubris (we all saw what happened last time we chose a republican over her, no way she'd lose again right?) she decides to do live commentary as the election results roll in. It's the lowest voter turnout in history. After opening with a huge lead it starts getting close. Hilldawg's facade is starting to crack as she yells at her Renfields to bring more covfefe and hot sauce. It's uncomfortably close. In the end it all comes down to Wisconsin. She loses, again, this time losing the popular vote as well. Hillary has a full mental breakdown on live TV as Madame President Greene gives a victory speech where she calls Hillary a washed up psycho. Chaos ensues, and I watch it all from my digital mountaintop with a :dean-smile: on my face.