No I won’t give specifics
No there aren’t legitimate differences in opinion that could be explored to deepen my understanding of the world and can be debated with mutual respect
Yes feds care about funding leftist thinkers who I don’t agree with me as a way of elaborately fracturing leftism, which would obviously align with my beliefs exactly if there weren’t outside influence.
Yes I will take even the mildest criticism of my positions as indefensible sectarianism
Yes I will use the “lib” emoji against other posters
No, I don’t recognize the irony of my behavior
Hot take: Everyone who agrees with me is an op. Because my opinions are too hair-brained for anyone else to sincerely agree with them.