I knew it was a good idea to hold off telling my parents I am never coming back to that shithole of a state ever again. Now I can just point at this and say I dont like spending time being locked up for needing to take a piss.
I knew it was a good idea to hold off telling my parents I am never coming back to that shithole of a state ever again. Now I can just point at this and say I dont like spending time being locked up for needing to take a piss.
I want balkanization mostly because I want to wage war on Utah, don't know what they're hiding under Salt Lake City but we'll find out when we win
It would be fun to crack open their secure vaults they have in the mountains. Its where they keep those golden plates they talk about.
that seems like a lot of microfilm. my genuine guess? There's probably a wide variety of physics, medicine, and equipment texbooks alongside all the geneology stuff. There's a pretty strong survivalist undercurrent in Mormonism, and it hinges on the church being the only institution to to survive insert any given collapse narrative here. Having a library of useful microfilm under a mountain seems like the sort of generic capital-p Prepared that would appeal to members and Church leadership.
My joke guess? After failing to find archeological evidence of iron tools and horses in the pre-collonial Americas, the church launches a secret intuitive to manufacture their own proof...