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Under Communism, you will no longer need to work outta da home.
Alternately, make a late night infomercial where a guy reading Das Kapital is getting grinded on by a couple MILFs.
Show him all the many ways in which communism is, in fact, metal.
Actual answer: Carl, like many, only needs to be shown how his miserable circumstances would be significantly uplifted by a communist system. He may not ever fully understand the mechanisms, but he'll understand that it rocks that he doesn't need to eat carpet ever again.
Set the Communist Manifesto to Boston's "More Than a Feeling."